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Patient Name: Doctor Harleen Quinzel

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Pleased ta meetcha! How'd ya do?!
How's about a kiss?
Ha! Joke's on you!
You can't have me!
This princess has her prince and he loves me
(He loves me not)
He loves me!
(He loves me not)

Sometimes I wonder why my Mistah J laughs when I cry
But wait!
He must have been provoked!
Or maybe I don't get the joke...

Roll up! Roll up for the greatest show on Earth!
*giggles*
Guaranteed to entertain!
We're gonna kill the Batbrain!
Drive some people insane!
Always leave 'em laughin'
(Cryin'? Screamin'?)
A smile a day keeps the doctor away!
When Bats is dead he'll see me!
My puddin' will be happy
Seducin' him is easy -
Don't you wanna rev your Harley?!
Vroom vroom!

It's meant to be, my puddin' an' me
He's swell, he's great
My psycho soulmate!
It's madness you say to love him this way?
I'd cross every line
If the clown prince is mine!

So I smile through bloodied lips and tear stained eyes
Please tell me what did I do wrong this time?
Sticks and stones may break my bones but his words cut like a knife
When I fail again will he end my life?

Left broken, discarded
I always learn the hard way
Courting death, I can see
My need for him will kill me

Then Ivy picks me up again
She dusts me down my dearest friend
He has my mind she has my heart
But still I go back to the start

And so I face this with a grin
I know he's sorry
He will see that he needs me
Though he can't say the words
I know that he loves me
(He loves me not)
He loves me
(He loves me not)

Sometimes I wonder if Red's right
If I am blinded by my
Love
He tossed me out into the rain
It seems I've screwed up yet again!

(Aw nuts, it's Batman!)

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
My puddin's gonna kick your ass
And break both of your legs!
Joker had a wittle bat
He twisted off it's wings
He bit off it's wittle head
'Cause bats are his playthings!
Let's hear that geetar sing!

*solo*

Thrown from the window, I hit the ground
My vision fades, I'm not laughing now
The guy I love caused me this pain
But I go back to him again

He sends me flowers
Says get well soon
How can I resist this charmin' loon?
I'm in too deep
Constantly ask myself if he loves me
(He loves me not)
He loves me
(He loves me not)

Sometimes I think it might be nice
To stay with Red, take her advice
But somethin's broken, somethin's wrong
Trapped in his smile
This show must go on

So roll up! Roll up for the greatest show on Earth!
*giggles*
Guaranteed to scare and maim!
We're gonna kill the Batbrain!
Drive some people insane!
Always leave 'em laughin'
(Dyin'? Pleadin'?)
You’ll die today; you might wanna pray
I have a confession
Puddin's my obsession
I am his possession!

It's meant to be, my puddin' an' me
He's swell, he's great
My psycho soulmate
It's madness you say to love him this way?
I'd cross every line
If the clown prince is mine

Left broken, discarded
I always learn the hard way
Courting death, I can see
My need for him will kill me

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from The Splintered Minds Asylum, released November 1, 2016

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